Friday, March 18, 2011

ALRIGHTY...

So, I got mom off Facebook, and that stupid FarmVille, and over here to my blog, and she says "So, Morgers, what do you want to tell your friends? What have you and Maisie been doing?" I thought about that, and well... We go to our agility classes every Friday, and Saturday, and, aside from that, we have mostly just been doing this.

and this,


and Josie and Laura have been doing this,

for like three and a half months! Mom says we are not alone, lots of you guys have been standing in snow for a long time. We like snow, but it really was getting a little boring, and most of the time it was icy, so we were sort of stuck in the yard because the peoples on the street buy that cheap kind of salt that hurts your paws, and just makes you want to roll over and stick your feets up in the air till mom takes her mittens off and wipes your feets off with the mittens, and then she has wet mittens, so you have to go home anyways.
BUT... lately, it's been warmer , so it just rains now, so we can go for walks, and all we have to do is listen to mom mumble and complain about mud on our feets, but we just ignore all of that.


Hey! you know what??? I don't think I ever told you about Christmas. We went to Cousin Rocky's place. He had no snow!! It was a whole week without snow, and we went to the Rails to Trails every day.



You could easily read pee-mail too!

Now, you won't see this just anywhere. On Christmas Eve Santa Paws came up the street on a FIRETRUCK, with sirens blowing and said "HO,HO,HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS!"


He must of come back later with the sirens off, cause we got gifts.

We got a magic hat that you can pull rabbits out of. I had to show Maisie how it works.


We gave Rocky a Pittsburgh Steelers Collar.


Before Christmas, we went to our favorite nursing home with our therapy dog group to spread some cheer

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Their Christmas decorations were really nice, so mom took some pictures of us



Mom says spring is "right around the corner"... We just went around the corner and I didn't see it, but Maisie was yacking up a storm at a robin today. You know what? she has been doing really good since she has been talking to Coryelle. and taking the Bach flower essences (mom tells her they are "magic drops").She doesn't bark till she's nuts anymore, and she goes into class without trying to run away, and the other week she was watching me BANG that teeter totter, and didn't even run for the door! She has been doing her wobble board stuff right beside the teeter too, and she can be in the same room with the teeter, and even do a jump right beside it. Last week we thought she might even be thinking about putting a paw on it. She doesn't come home and puke after school is over anymore either.
Later, 'gators,
Your pal, Morgan

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Well, THIS just sucks!!!

Slacker mom finally got off Facebook and FarmVille long enough to check out the rules for Mango Minster 2011, and guess what??? The Doggie Diva category I WANTED MAISIE AND ME TO ENTER IS CLOSED!! I mean, look at us, are we divas, or what?? AND, NONE OF THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!



We are, FOR REAL, dressed like this because, we are, FOR REAL, DIVA HULA GIRLS !!!!


So mom says "well,that's OK, we can just read, and it will be fun to see who the winners are, and I was like "NO,IT IS NOT OK, YOU SHOULD OF BEEN PAYING ATTENTION" And then, I guess she had just had about enough of me, cause she sent Mango Momma an e- mail and said stick Morgan in the bad sport category.


So, I don't care what the rules are, I am gonna get mom's credit card and I am gonna buy The Honorable Judge Fiona whatever she wants, so, pee-mail me, girlfriend.
Your pal, Morgan